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1. Thou shall not take any action by another driver as rude unless accompanied by an appropriate hand gesture. 2. Thou shall have no rage for vehicles that "pull out in front of you" if they are further than one mile ahead. 3. Honor thy stop signs and red lights. 4. Thou shall not whip off a nun. 5. Thou shall not steal another rager's lane change 6. Thou shall not kill until you have brandished your firearm to give the other driver a chance to disengage the current road rage war or pull his own weapon. 7. Thou shall honor pedestrians and use your cell phone to call an ambulance after you hit them. 8. Thou shall remember the medium strip and keep it holy. 9. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's lane. 10. Thou shall not blow thy horn at a lady putting on make-up. |