comedycity.com 10 commandments of Golf!

PRESENTS The 10 Commandments

of GOLF

1. Thou shall count all thy strokes.

2. Thou shall not give a false handicap.

3. Thou shall honor all thy bets.

4. Thou shall not shout "Good shot!" in vain.

5. Thou shall not launch thy clubs in anger.

6. Thou shall not play as slow as Moses.

7. Thou shall not roar when thy partner hacks.

8. Thou shall not improve thy lie (whilst thy opponent is watching).

9. Thou shall not give up sex for golf.

10. Thou shall not forget to yell, "You the MAN!"

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This feature for comedycity was conceived by and is dedicated to Toilet Bowl Joel. Be sure to see the TBJ site for information on his CD, "You Can't Love Me Like My Dog."

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